Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Goat Strong.

Ripping down the trail I hop off of a root, bounce into a tree and ram through a rock garden. Almost clearing the rocks, I catch the last one and flip over into a bush. Up walks the goat.

Me: Damn it goat, this trail doesn’t have any Flow!

Goat: Real flow is found in yourself, not built into a trail.

Me: Thanks for the help goat! I’m laying here on my back and you can’t be more specific?

Goat: Get down and listen to the trail as you ride.

Me: I guess it doesn’t pay to hallucinate anymore…

Goat: That’s what Froome said. Why do you think he always has his head tilted to the side? He is listening to the road.

Me: Wow, Chris Froome! Did you tell him to pedal really fast to?

Goat: No.

Me: Any more advice?

Goat: Not today. Keep riding and crashing and I’ll keep coming.

Me: Have you seen my shoe?

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